剧场导演法兰克（皮欧．马麦 饰）在剧场打滚了十五年，这一夜，剧组担心他的剧本太过前卫，于是瞒著他让女主角修改了台词，失控的法兰克一时抓狂，竟自己衝上台代替「女」主角演出，引发现场一团混乱，最后他还以赴汤蹈火之姿，暴跌在观众席上，同时为这场演出以及他的演艺事业划下了ENDING。万念俱灰的法兰克只想过上朝九晚五的生活、重新出发；于是他找了一份看似超完（无）美（聊）的工作──博物馆警卫，任何参观的民众只要在MUSEUM裡饮食、拍照、或是偷摸馆藏作品，都难逃他的法眼…但是没有最疯，只有更疯，没想到这短暂的风平浪静，就在遇上他那SUPER CRAZY的女同事希碧儿（蕾雅．杜嘉 饰）之后，她为法兰克激起的不是涟漪，而是 TSUNAMI！
After realizing that he is a complete failure as a director, Franck (Pio Marmai) abandons his theatrical career to become a completely sedentary museum keeper. It is just a temporary job for two months but could be extended if there is an opening in the staff. The colleagues are all rather quirky but nice, except for one very hostile woman, Sybille (Léa Drucker) who tries to irritate him in every way possible. But it is time for the annual museum reserve inventory, and Franck and Sybille are teamed up to do it. Franck notices that a few items are missing, and tries to investigate, but Sybille sabotages his work, destroying his notes and pouring hot tea on the laptop they are using. It turns out that she has been selling small art objects to a shady pharmacist in town. Franck catches on, and she confesses. She tries to get the objects back, but the pharmacist refuses. Franck goes instead and cleverly pressures the pharmacist into giving all of the items back. Sybille is impressed with Franck's skills. She proposes that the two of them sell a valuable item from the reserves. She will get the money and she will also resign from the museum so that Franck can have a permanent job there. Franck doesn't like the idea, but there is starting to be chemistry between them, so he finally goes along with the plan. The object is sold, Sibylle resigns and leaves the country, going to a place in Portugal where she had always promised to celebrate her birthday. Franck realizes that he is in love, hijacks another colleague's car and drives to Portugal to find her. They finally meet up and we are left to speculate where their story will go from there.
